The Journey Continues -- But is it Sublime to
Ridiculous or Blue to Red?
...I'm in a quandary about
the most appropriate headliner for this note. Is it aptly
described as a journey from the sublime to the ridiculous?
Or is it really a "trip" from a Blue (Democrat) state to a
Red (Republican) state??? I'll let you draw your own
conclusions.
For starters, when I talked earlier about the many different
kinds of journeys, did I mention strange?? Well, for about 5
days last week, I found myself deeply involved in the
beautiful, centuries old Byzantine rituals of death and
burial in the Greek Orthodox Church (with all the attendant
smells and bells). Then, the next thing I knew, I found
myself on a bus headed to Las Vegas to celebrate
Thanksgiving with some wonderful river rafting buddies --
Karin and Richard (and their three cats). Being of the Rush
Limbaugh persuasion (yes, I do have friends of all
persuasions), I don't think they even realized that Las
Vegas had a bus station. But, as wilderness explorers, they
persevered and found their liberal leaning friend among the
unwashed masses not far from Las Vegas' "needle alley."
After a blitz down the "strip" to see all the historical
sites, we began eating our way through Las Vegas -- starting
at one of the famous Las Vegas dinner buffets where I, of
course, focused on consuming as many chocolate desserts as I
could hold. But let's just skip right to Thanksgiving Day,
because that's the "real story." It started quite normally
-- hot coffee on a beautiful day in the Mojave Desert. Then
came breakfast: another mother-lode of food at a local
CASINO, followed by a little after breakfast gambling (no I
didn't win, but I didn't lose either!). Then, at the
appointed hour, we hopped in the car (a Mercedes, of course)
and headed for the "turkey drive through pick-up line" at a
posh local hotel. We pulled into the lanes marked with red
velvet ropes, where the elegant valet staff carried our meal
(carefully prepared under the watchful eye of Chef Sherlock)
to our waiting vehicle. We then drove back across the desert
with our traditional turkey dinner resting comfortably in
the back, with an equally traditional rendition of "Walking
in a Winter Wonderland' playing softly on the radio. Truly
an unforgettable Thanksgiving Day!
Hence my struggle with today's headliner. On the bus to Las
Vegas, I was thinking sublime to ridiculous. But, on my way
back to Los Angeles I began to wonder whether this is the
way it really is in those Red States. Obviously, I'll have
to do more investigation (although I don't see a month-long
swing through the red states at the top of my list of travel
priorities!).
Tomorrow is game day: Go Trojans. Beat the Irish!!
Take care,
Betsy
PS: I forgot to mention the bus trip from LA to LV and back.
All I can say is that it's a vintage American experience --
every ethnic group on the planet was represented (Irish,
Armenian, Nicaraguan, Mexican, New Zealand, etc), including
a peasant Greek lady complete with her apron, black
stockings, and cardboard boxes for luggage. The mood was
loud and convivial on the out-bound trip, but very subdued
on the return (probably a busload of losers). The trip
includes one stop each way in beautiful Barstow, where you
get 30 minutes to eat, pee and shop at the very large
collection of stalls selling the most remarkable chat-sky
(sp???). One note to my family: I did all my Christmas
shopping at the Barstow bus stop -- I warned you things
would be different when I retired!
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